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mewtoot:

i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that

  • mom: *gets into car*
  • me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*
  • doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
  • me: my appearance

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown AND NOW HE’S LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND

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