rocker310:

stylishirish:

horain:

stylishirish:

this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back 

that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.

it was a mechanical pencil 

You may proceed

laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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Anonymous: You're a little obsessed with yourself, aren't you?

andrewquo:

well no one else is gonna do it

Scrollin down my feed on fb and then this happened

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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the-chandelier-swing:

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bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

-staygold:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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oh my GOD

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